miami is full of douchebags

This City wasnt built on anything substantial or sustainable and unless youre in it for the flash and/or for a quick buck Miami is poverty stricken at the Soul. var output = ''; It is almost impossible to find forward-thinking environments or have intellectual conversations where proper grammar and vocabulary is used versus terms like bro, nigga, like literally, super, or my personal favorite irregardless. I say after rescuing my family and friends still stuck there familynuke the place and start over. You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Poor little censor baby cant handle the real truth. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. So just expect that you are screwed no matter what. Bimmermike document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_7T3SfqrZg3').innerHTML = output; Miami denizens are rude. There are ZERO coffee shops, or even regular bars for that matter. the issue with my friend jenny, she told me not worry there are horrible drivers and that oh so annoying cheezeball music in the nightclubs where DIVERSE??? I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. Maybe its just a coincidence that most of the pro-Miami comments on here have the worst grammar and spelling. If youre offended its because you know its true. Yet a DJ douche with gumption and the right connections can thrive in Miami, mostly because the other douches on this list think he "kills it.". http://www.allstatenewsroom.com/releases/miami-ranks-180th-on-2011-allstate-america-s-best-drivers-report, 4th Rudest cities in America: On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! I work with undergraduates at a prestigeous institution and incoming freshmen struggle with their writing and have to take a remedial writing course. (13) solve a land issue and get it back. Im the happiest Ive been with my surroundings since living in/visiting Lima. If you are so educated as you boast perfectly understand Spanish as I understood your English and people of Miami no difficulty communicating in several languages. To Matt Meltzer: Definitely give South America a try if all youve visited is C. America and the Caribbean. 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Am I right or am I right? He laughed and told me that In less than 2 days, my Husband will come back for me again, and that he will restore my womb and i will give birth to children. Lived in Boca Raton for 6 years. Just curious what your definition is. Complete nudity is allowed everywhere in many parts of California- even walking down the street. Its to expensive to afford insurance here. Just so they didnt feel unfulfilled, we spent a couple hours in South Beach towards the end of their stay. And it is the Jews with the money who really run the place, the ones in their proverbial high towers moving chess pieces around and laughing at each and every checkmate, cleverly disguised as the sound of a golf-ball tee-off (not really true, but fun to indulge ones mind with, yes?) (15) Let people obey my words and do my The posts about spell casters are just more evidence that Miami is an embarrassingly ridiculous third-world country all of its own. We were paying them! [CDATA[ Should you go there with a job already lined up? in FL and also in Georgia. Press J to jump to the feed. Listen, culture is something that comes already ingrained in you as your teeth with the whole package. Working for minimum wage or tips, in a restaurant or working as a bell man at a hotel..etc. says: Miami is full of stupid cubans who need to go back to cuba . says: There are many intelligent people in Miami and avid readers. (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. Miami Beach is American enough, but its just too damn expensive for most Americans, especially during what will be a 20-year recession like were experiencing now. (8) If you need financial stance. Thanks for giving us such a false identity. As soon as I could, I moved to Germany where I hold citizenship by jus sanguinis. Totally on the mark.especially point #21! Article truth Most of the people that live here are bilingual to a good extent. Untrue (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_mt3Eyj18hH').innerHTML = output; We read books. Garcia: Anne M To the exception on one: Brazil ! yours forever. [CDATA[ But your judgment about what is normal, and who is in the right, and when, are off kilter. //= 0; i=i-1){ You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. If youre well-educated, you will find a great job in Miami. Miami It really is the Wild West. Seriously, so many types of douchebag. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Yes, its normal for guys in their 30s to still live at home with mom and dad. i doubt it. But there are pockets of reliable, educated folks to build a decent social network. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I rarely respond to comments on this piece, but MAN you hit it head on. He expects something in return for his basic human social skills. There are many parts of Miami Dade, that are full of Caucasians, West Indians..etc. An old cuban guy, around 75 -80 years of age, wanted to fight me, because i called him out on not picking up his dogs poop in the middle of the sidewalk. var output = ''; Of course there are plenty of nice and smart people in Miami, but on the regular day-to-day encounters with individuals (on the street, stores, etc), you realize how ignorant and rude many Miamians are. Duh. The chief problem with the DJ douche is he likes the idea of being a DJ more than he likes music. // (10) He can cure you from any diseases. Money Chelsea I recommend this method to all people who want to eliminate the herpes from your body forever contact. Watch Now. Glad you moved from Miami Youre part of the reason this city gets a bad reputation. As if the city and those who defend it didnt already look stupid enough! says: Miamians are dumb? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_dTlbScCae4').innerHTML = output; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I dont even like visiting there. I agree with you and wish I could also move back. Chapina@CA Dumbasses //]]>, I HAVE FOLLOWED MOST OF THESE CRAPS AND GOT USED. I aay this because the people that the U.S. gets as immigrants are obviously non-representative of whats good in their country, theyre mostly the ones that couldnt make it over there either. else output += unescape(l[i]); [CDATA[ Hurricane but we make it rain I mostly love Miami for the beach. 21. contact: . says: Im Hispanic and do not feel offended by this. HILARIOUS!!! And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English! Everything is fake here and people are the dumbest. else output += unescape(l[i]); [CDATA[ You think Miami is a toilet? $('#flash_box_link').fancyZoom(); Thanks for proving the point of the article. Fast people who dont care (Last time I checked, those arent books.) Does it not require intelligence to solve Navier-Stokes equations or prove/disprove Fermats Last Theorem? He begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR SALOBA. } //]]> Sometimes FHP will sit in the median of the southern passing zone but it's rare. Rick As sad as it is, war is nothing new hon! for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I guess I did not realize pricing outside of South Beach is still terrible as Ive only visited on business and business paid getaways. var output = ''; . (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. Many people had tried, with excellent and quick results.I had nothing to loose so I decided to use this method to eliminate my herpes. I wonder how many New Yorkers go to the Empire State Building yearly? ) or call +2348169207857. STFU, jump back on raft and go home. Jobs are very easy to get ! If youve been born and raised in Miami, then I suggest spending at least 6 months outside of Miami so that you can appreciate this article and laugh yourself silly. I am happy that we are now a united family and living happily just like i have ever wanted all thanks to this great man. 11. I get the impression that you dont like living in Miami? >saw author named Meltzer Miami would then be one of the greatest places to live. Miami is the BEST place to live in the world, go ask people on the streets and write your statistics. says: Having been born and raised in Miami (Cuban family), I thought this article was great. Yeah, that.. Lived through the riots in 81. BLAME THE GOVERNMENT MEASURES. var output = ''; I was polite about it, however he just started to go off on me! When you add excessive rain, overbearing humidity, and year-round heat to the insane traffic, you realize that Miami is just plain uncomfortable. 17. says: This is wonderful Articles miami, just to be Miami In the 80 & 90 Today Is only I city Full of corruption From The administration To Evresingle person On the street.miami is all about money Man Lying for evrething just because the woman like to used The man woman So smart but Not evreone ,The most Spencer city Is miami The words place to Retired o living is miami To much Hypocrisy,To much Lying for evrething in used.so sad Is a beautiful city But The People destroying Litle but litlei most from miami To beautiful Island In This is complete another WorldGood bye Sunshine capital.. Jenny -Correct, were not in a hurry. and he will solve your problem for you , i am a living testimony and i will continue to testify of his goodness in my family,he turn my family to paradise and today we are all happy together Dr Okedi i say thank you in million times thanks Dr Okedi, or you can call him on +2348119020294.. Juan I used to always complain about the heat in FL, and now I have the opposite and I would much rather be hot than freezing cold. All this article and its consenting replies shows is the frustration of people who never accomplished anything in their lives and are envious of the carefree and happy lifestyle that is associated with Miami and its people. If you drop something here theyll look at you like you stabbed their grandmother. Open your eyes, start hanging out somewhere else.