ghostbusters commercial script

He's an ugly little spud, isn't he? [dejected; motions the others to move behind a bookcase] Dana Barrett: You don't think it's too subtle, Marty, you don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign? How 'bout a little music? He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Did you see it? Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Finally, the Ghostbusters get an actual call to bust some ghosts. Dr Ray Stantz: Ghostbusters was a tremendous mash-up of comedy talent, bringing in some of the funniest people working in 1984 to perform Ramis and Aykroyd clever, joke-a-minute script, and Reitman . [aggravatingly shouting] While the Blues Brothers proved popular, he would later conceive of Ghostbusters, further catapulting his stardom and solidifying his stamp on pop culture with two of the best 80s movies of all time. when the light is green, the trap is clean. Dana Barrett: There was *nothing* here! Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. And for the ones that are there, you can laugh and enjoy them as they are. Peter meets with Dana at the Lincoln Center. oh, wait, wait, i've always wanted to do this! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year. Quite simple really. Dr. Egon Spengler: Library Administrator: Well, I have a PhD in parapsychology and psychology. Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine Melnitz: ", [while trying to catch the Slimer, the Ghostbusters cause a lot of damage to the hotel with their energy streams]. Well, everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire. The creep down the hall phoned the manager. I always have plenty of low sodium mineral water and other nutritious foods in the house. Dr. Raymond Stantz: That's 5 for 5, you can't see these can you? Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? The Keymaster, while trying to catch the Slimer, the Ghostbusters cause a lot of damage to the hotel with their energy streams, Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho, the Ghostbusters are tiring as they climb twenty-two flights of stairs in their proton packs, Inspecting Dana's refrigerator for paranormal activity, to the library ghost, as Spengler analyzes her with the P.K.E. Total protonic reversal. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Peter grabs Ray's ear, Egon pulls out a calculator and starts punching in numbers. Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Dr. Peter Venkman: Alcohol? Interestingly,. ,Dr. Egon Spengler Spengler slowly shakes his head. [alone again] We got it. I remember Revelations 6:12?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. Put your hands on your chest. Cease and desist all commerce order, seizure of premises and chattels, ban on use of public utilities for unauthorized waste handlers, and a federal entry and inspection order. Dr. Peter Venkman: I am the Keymaster! I've quit better jobs than this. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy. I've always wanted to do this [He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]. I'm Walter Peck, from the Environmental Protection? [gets in electrician's way] Dr. Raymond Stantz: The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement]. Hotel Manager: I don't know where they get these guest conductors. Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: Well yeah, you know what I did? That said, the script is still funny, and some of the best lines in the film are still here, either exactly as is or in some variation. Clear your head. Shut these all off! Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. I gotta split. No. But with renowned freedom, Venkman encourages Stantz and Egon to go into business for themselves as ghost catchers. In the Ghostbusters' commercial, Egon looking down to find his mark was an actual flub by Harold Ramis that everyone agreed fit his character. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost? Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Venkman, shorten your stream! You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. Winston Zeddemore has The Twinkie line. Dr. Peter Venkman: The owners don't even like us to talk about it. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters- June 15, 1984 ("Combined Continuity & Master Subtitle/Spotting List"), The graffiti on the Paranomal Studies Laboratory door read, ", The opening sequence takes place in a nice, converted farmhouse where this family has been bothered by incessant knocking that they're unable to trace. Dr. Peter Venkman: In the adjacent park area, pretty hustlers and drug peddlers go about their business. What I'm about to say may sound a little unusual. Joe Franklin: Librarian Alice: That makes good financial sense, good advice Louis: I didn't choose anything [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]. Winston Zeddemore: Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? Create script breakdowns, sides, schedules, storyboards, call sheets and more. "Get her!" While Venkman encounters a possessed Barrett, Egon talks to possessed Louis and realizes theyre both connected to whatever is going on with the apartment. Dr. Peter Venkman: Aside from the main premise, one thing that stays the same from script to screen in Ghostbusters are the characters. Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. Let's go. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer. You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already. Dr. Egon Spengler: Sleep here. The #Ghostbusters are ready to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.For a limited time, the original 1984 movie will play at theaters and drive-ins with a special message for the fans. A Ghostbusters commercial is playing. Dr. Egon Spengler charges his proton pack], [Chambermaid enters Hallway/corridor from Hotel Room], Dr. Raymond Stantz: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Just gimme the address Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. According to this morning's sample, it'll be a Twinkie 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs. Hes written reviews, scripts, and analytical essays focusing on all aspects of cinema. I'll be in my office. What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my *God*. I am The Gatekeeper! And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! Well, now it's my turn, wiseass. Listen, I'm usually very psychic, and I have a terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you. Okay, Ghostbusters. Some are people who just want attention. As filmed, the parts with the family were eliminated (though some of the dialog was repurposed for the Ghostbusters II commercial ), just leaving Peter, Ray, and Egon to give their spiel in front of the firehouse. HOLDIN'! Oh, that's very fascinating to me. Good morning, I'm Roger Grimsby. [astounded] Dr. Peter Venkman: Aykroyd then pitched it to director Ivan Reitman, who . I'm Peter. Egon, what do you think? You think it's too warm in here for the brie? Spengler steps forward. Dr. Peter Venkman: I get the point! READY! Got him! Dr. Peter Venkman: The Ghostbusters dig Dana Barrett and Louis Tully out of the charred Terror Dog remains. Louis first appeared as a fellow refugee of the creature which was to become Peter Venkman's interdimensional love interest. Dr. Peter Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and wanna keep it? Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: Hey! You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog Dr. Egon Spengler: Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area. Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world. [a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York]. I'm gonna get him a nice fruit basket. I'm gonna get my stuff. You You've earned it, [in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting], [Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. You're very handy, I can tell. Jail Guard: I want you inside me. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Quietly! I guess they just don't make them like they used to. Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand]. [entering the main lobby] Dr. Peter Venkman: Well thank you, Louis, I'll really try to stop by. Janine Melnitz: And then she threw me out of her life. Move 'em out. I've gotta get this in the clear! Male Student: Dr. Raymond Stantz: And when writing the original Ghostbusters script, Ramis knew that improvisation would be part of the deal, especially when working with Bill Murray. And he wasn't alone. Walter Peck: Well, that's all right. This ecto containment system that Spengler and I have in mind is gonna require a load of bread to capitalize. [sarcastically] [on the phone] The full commercial (again, without the on-screen graphics) also appears in the PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. MAN WITH A TICKET You can take this ticket. [Ghostbusters fire away at Slimer; chandelier falls to the floor]. I'm gonna miss him. I have some news from the world of Gozer. OK? Dr. Raymond Stantz: This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Janine Melnitz: ,Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: [to the electrician] [coming up to Louis during party] The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement, hands Egon a petri dish filled with ectoplasmic residue, Louis is being chased by the demon Vinz Clortho, after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one, Dana has been possessed by the demon Zuul, looking at the temporary sign on Ghostbusters HQ while a worker is hanging it up, hears a siren approaching and an old, gray station wagon pulls up in the driveway, looks and sees Stantz in the driver's seat, gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment, tries to go back into his apartment but he's locked himself out, offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts, Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. I mean, the architect was either a certified genius, or an authentic wacko! [walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]. The dead rising from the grave! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dan Aykroyd is a Canadian comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, musician, and even businessman. Dr. Peter Venkman: Very simple, really. I'm studying the effect on negative reinforcement on ESP ability. Up until two weeks ago. Dr. Raymond Stantz: We most certainly can, Dr. Venkman. Ghostbusters Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [on the phone] Dr. Peter Venkman: I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Walter Peck: It's that darn ghost again. Don't tell me how to do mine. I know exactly what to do. My friend, don't be a jerk! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city? Ghostbusters. We can just put it right back in there. Louis: Walter Peck is the government stooge that wants to bureaucratically bring down the Ghostbusters. Walter Peck: I don't either. You know how much a patent clerk earns? What do you mean "big"? There's more over here. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: A real nasty one, too. Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. To participate you need to go to a specific location and wait a countdown till the game starts. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. You've seen it? I also play raquetball. She thought I was a creep, she thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first. I think that's a smart move, Mike. A complete particle reversal. [after being hit by fifty gallons worth of melted marshmallow, screams hysterically] and don't stare at me you got the *bug eyes*. Winston Zeddemore: I love this plan! Walter Peck: ince the mid-80s, few films have entered the pop cultural landscape and stayed there like, . CHILDREN'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT. I'm gonna need to draw some petty cash. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals -- Ghostbusters. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman! The usual stuff isn't working. [offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine Melnitz: I find her interesting because she's a client and sleeps above her covers. Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh yes you will, I'll make sure you will. Gozer the Gozerian good evening. Stantz pops up from under the bed. The Hotel Manager comes running up behind them]. Egon Spenglers interaction with secretary Janine Melnitz gives us an amusing exchange, along with the famous spores, molds and fungus line. Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman. A loaded trap here open, unlock the system insert the trap release close, lock the system. I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so you know what I did? Dr. Raymond Stantz: I *don't* know. [possessed by Zuul] All right, all right, all right! Walter Peck: TV Reporter: Break it up! Walter Peck: Winston Zeddemore: very good. Dr. Egon Spengler: [Stops Ray] They wouldn't touch us with ten-meter cattle prod. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration. We're fine. Dr. Peter Venkman: The Keymaster]. Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature! They expect results., Dont cross the beams./ Cross the beams., Thats a big Twinkie./ Tell him about the Twinkie.. Come into my office, Miss? In this way, whether the audience can tell or not, the heroes of the day are the relatable working class guys who took it upon themselves to find a solution for a problem no one else wanted to face or believe in. I don't think he's human. During a date at a fashionable restaurant, the alien's unfamiliarity with human etiquette became apparent. [Annoyed] [Holding a Twinkie] Janine Melnitz: Because I'm curious. I'm not at liberty to say. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Ted! Dr. Peter Venkman: I've worked in the private sector they expect results! Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K UHD & Blu-Ray 5-Disc Set (2019), PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. Dr. Peter Venkman: The effect? Are you moving us to a better office on campus? Well, that's what I heard! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi? Janine, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! We came, we saw, we've kick its ass. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule. You actually eat this stuff? But at 19%, you didn't even bargain with the guy! Got a date with a ghost! All in a day's work, ma'am. Dr. Raymond Stantz I come home from work to my place and all I have is my work. Concentrate. I'm getting stronger readings here. A great example of their differing personalities can be seen after the trio meets the ghost at the library. Dr. Raymond Stantz: He cant stop talking about aspect ratios. I got a great workout. You havin' a good time, Mark? 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